Skip to main content

dirty jasmin

The best down to earth human ever to be born on earth they are so good looking and low key so interesting to talk to
Hey boys look there's a dirty Jasmin
dirty jasmin by Oioh June 20, 2020
Words you can keep

Dirty Jasmin

Will simp for any kpop boy/girl.
Says s/he is the cutest at day, and listens to their moans on YouTube at night ;)
Nct:

Dirty Jasmin: Aight lets simp shall we
Dirty Jasmin by sum nice coffee July 19, 2020

Dirty jasmine 

Dirty jasmine.

Well, this is someone so attractive and drop dead gorgeous. And she always goes hard. If your with her make sure you look good. Cuz she will ride you like a bull. She is quick ... she is a real little dirty thing .
But just be careful. If you treat this person wrong she will give u the worst rollercoaster ride of your life. I heated that she can be a little bit of a biter..
Dirty jasmine is like a rollercoaster ride

Dirty jasmyn 

Taking 6 cum loads on at once while trying to fill your mouth as fast as you can
Where were you last night? I heard you left with some girl.

Yeah, I was with the boys pulling a dirty jasmyn on her!
Dirty jasmyn by Nicoleannejai April 23, 2020

dirty Jasmine 

That's when a chick farts on your chin when you are licking her pussy.
Say Barney, I said, "I really think that Jasmine is quite attractive. Barney answered, "she is hot bro , but she farts during sex, I heard. No worries,"I said".Barney said, "Yeah but she farted on Blagov's face when he {Blagov the Russian) was cunnininglusing her vagina. I dont care, "i said, "i can deal with a dirty Jasmine."

dirty jasmine 

a dirty jasmine is when you’re getting hanky panky with a “beautiful woman” and all is going swell for you as you haven’t had sex in a month. she asked if you’re into bum stuff and when you poke her bumhole she projectile SHARTS HERSELF ALL OVER YOU and continues to ask if she can eat the shit off your naked body.
bro, i went through something nasty last night. i was on a date and it was awesome until she did a dirty jas...🤢
a dirty jasmi..🤢🤢
A DIRTY JASMINE! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
dirty jasmine by shartlord69 April 2, 2020

dirty jamin 

When a guy cannot grow his own beard, so he cuts his own pubes and glues them to his face.
"When I was younger I couldn't grow a beard for the life of me, so I pulled a dirty jamin and it did the trick"
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
Next