dirty ian

is when you fuck someone in the ear then cum in there nose

dude that guy dick so small he could dirty ian a girl

by burrito not taco September 22, 2020

Dirty Ian

Someone who fist fucks every employee whom they work with over bullshit

Everyone is missing today due to tony pulling a dirty Ian last week. They all went to the Emergency room

by Thaboi69 November 17, 2021

Dirty Ian

When a boy named Ian eats 2 boxes of dried seaweed at 8pm and in the morning goes back to his home town and projectile vomits 3 times in a row infront of a maverick gas station and then goes into the restroom and watched as the patrons of the maverick split open as if mosses was bending the red sea

Damn dude did you hear how that guy preformed a dirty ian

by TheDividedDeal September 6, 2021

Dirty Ian

It means giving someone a hug while eating poop and drenched in pee

Me’ you want I dirty Ian

You’ No get the hell away from me

by Ian is coll 1284 September 22, 2020

Dirty Ian

The act of rape against little kids while caking them in human feces

“I heard that jeff is pulling a dirty ian with the kids in his basement”

by Justjawshin March 19, 2025

Dirty Iannis

The act of biting your partner's genitals so hard that you are cum blasted in the mouth and then spit the cum into his mouth.

"Hey, how was that girl from yesterday?"
"Amazing! She gave me a Dirty Iannis."

by ProMaster5000 September 3, 2021