dirty grinch
after a post-coital affair, one steals all of the other sex partner's lubricant and previously used sex toys.
dirty grinch by clairedynamo December 18, 2009
Dirty Grinch
A modification of the "Dirty Santa" gift exchange which entails picking a number and getting to steal someone's gift. The "Dirty Grinch" works the same way but you're allowed to add insult to injury by stealing the gift AND performing a Dirty Sanchez as you depart. Thereby leaving the victim with a shat mustache, no gift and green with envy.
My office had a Christmas Party and a Dirty Grinch gift exchange. I stole Sheila's gift and left her with a dirty sanchez but just like when the Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day, I paid homage by using 3 fingers. She was green with envy as I enjoyed the gift of a Jack Daniels in a pewter-studded flask.
Dirty Grinch by An Archemedian December 13, 2009
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Dirty Grinch • Dirty Grischa • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d • Dirty Mike • dirty pillow
Dirty Grinch
The contemplative fella spent the entire weekend sitting by the bubbling brook, and watching the water beetles as he sipped glass after glass of Dirty Grinches.
Dirty Grinch by Mead Weaver December 10, 2025
Dirty Grischa
Dirty Grischa by Tabea.fstw August 31, 2021
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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