This is when you have a bald man, and his lady/ male companion which ever is perferable takes a shit on the top of the bald mans head to make a "Toupe".
the dirty duggan is a sexual act in which the male shits on the female's (or other guy if you're gay) ass and then rubs it around with his penis. after this has been completed, the male has anal sex with the partner and ejaculates on their ass. he then rubs it around again. the dirty duggan has been completed.
I gave my girlfriend the best dirty duggan last night. It got sooo messy... i had creamed corn for dinner.
When you’re at work busting for a shit and the toilet is locked so you drop a big steaming shit in the middle of the office and and pick it up and throw it at the guy behind the counter.
Wow that bloke must have been really cranky he pulled a dirty Duane
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.