a social event where a group of men stand around a single dorito and jerk off and blow their load onto the dorito where the last one to blow has to eat the filled dorito.
Kevinstill can't get the taste of the dirty dorito out of his mouth that he ate last week.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.