Dirty Danza

A new sexual prank we invented combining the Tony Danza and the dirty Sanchez.

While your having sex with your favourite bitch doing it doggy style you ask her "Who is the boss?" Before she can answer you take out your penis and insert it forcefully into her anus right before you cum. Now punch her in the back of the head and yell "Tony Danza" to make her anus tighten from the shock.

After climaxing take your penis and rub it on her upper lip to smear shit on it.

Man I should "Tony Sanchez" that bitch!

by Jerkfaces© January 23, 2004

Dirty Dana

When you phone sex chat a girl through her first pleasurable, masturbatory experience.

That Dirty Dana session was the best 20 minutes in a long time.

by Lilyellowspoon November 21, 2017

Dirty Dana

When you take a girl out to a nice dinner, see a show, and pay for everything. Then the woman takes you back to her place, where she reveals that she is a zombie den-mother, and you proceed to beat her down with your cutlass. Because you are a pirate, and you never leave home without it. The remainder of the zombie horde is then destroyed by your vampire army.

Dude, that bitch was a total ice queen. But I pulled a Dirty Dana on her, and she shut up real quick.

by The Pirate King August 5, 2008

Dirty Dana

The gross act of rather disgusting and very obvious fornication in a public place.
Usually oral sex
i.e. A park, baseball field, or mall

Guy #1 "dude i was out with this chick yesterday and we totally had a dirty dana"

Guy #2 "aww man that's so gross! Where'd you do it?"

Guy #1 "at this small little public park. We're gonna call it fornication park now."

by waterpolokid May 27, 2013

Dirty Dana

When you pop a girl’s cherry on her parents’ bed while they are out of town.

I totally had him pull a Dirty Dana on me while my parents were in Florida.

by Lilyellowspoon November 21, 2017

Dirty Danae

A wholesome broccoli eating forest critter

Hey man you should season those vegetables.. or you'll summon the dirty danae

by trizzytan August 27, 2021