When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.
Pulled a dirty daniel last night, now I'll be walking now legged for a week.
The friend that tends to dye his hair black for attention. He usually brags about how hairy his balls or penis is and how big it is when in actuality, he only has a 1 inch peen. They also like to perform acts of incest upon their siblings particularly when they are under the age of 9.
Eg. Oh so do you know of Joe he is really a dirty daniel
a man notorious for the type/family/variety of fungii growing in his pubic region. also suffers from protein & zinc overload (hence gout and DSB - dangeroussperm build-up). Oh yes and horrendous BO :-).