a man notorious for the type/family/variety of fungii growing in his pubic region. also suffers from protein & zinc overload (hence gout and DSB - dangerous sperm build-up). Oh yes and horrendous BO :-).
by Doink Doink May 16, 2006
by Makutoo April 24, 2020
somone who likes to message girls from all over and finger there booties and have someone poop and scoop it all over someone’s back. also a lil freak
by gobblemedaddy November 06, 2020
by 69slaya June 19, 2019
When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.
by Zbot1984 October 18, 2020
The act of inserting ones finger into ones anus, in order to derive sexual pleasure, and then being caught.
Person 1: "I totally just walked in on Dan giving himself a Dirty Daniel!"
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
by scarred27 December 09, 2009
by the shit1717 May 19, 2009