Dirty Daniel
Dirty Daniel by 69slaya June 19, 2019
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When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.
Dirty daniel by Zbot1984 October 17, 2020
Dirty Daniel
The act of inserting ones finger into ones anus, in order to derive sexual pleasure, and then being caught.
Person 1: "I totally just walked in on Dan giving himself a Dirty Daniel!"
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
Dirty Daniel by scarred27 December 9, 2009
Dirty Daniel
Dirty Daniel by log_cxl November 12, 2019
Dirty Daniel
The friend that tends to dye his hair black for attention. He usually brags about how hairy his balls or penis is and how big it is when in actuality, he only has a 1 inch peen. They also like to perform acts of incest upon their siblings particularly when they are under the age of 9.
Dirty Daniel by Zentoriously April 14, 2020
dirty daniel
a man notorious for the type/family/variety of fungii growing in his pubic region. also suffers from protein & zinc overload (hence gout and DSB - dangerous sperm build-up). Oh yes and horrendous BO :-).
dirty daniel by Doink Doink May 23, 2006
dirty daniel
dirty daniel by Makutoo April 24, 2020