a man notorious for the type/family/variety of fungii growing in his pubic region. also suffers from protein & zinc overload (hence gout and DSB - dangerous sperm build-up). Oh yes and horrendous BO :-).
by Doink Doink May 23, 2006

by Makutoo April 24, 2020

somone who likes to message girls from all over and finger there booties and have someone poop and scoop it all over someone’s back. also a lil freak
by gobblemedaddy November 6, 2020

by 69slaya June 19, 2019

When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.
by Zbot1984 October 17, 2020

The act of inserting ones finger into ones anus, in order to derive sexual pleasure, and then being caught.
Person 1: "I totally just walked in on Dan giving himself a Dirty Daniel!"
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
by scarred27 December 9, 2009

by the shit1717 May 18, 2009
