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Dirty Austyn 

A Dirty Austyn is the act of keistering Yu-Gi-Oh cards in ones ass utilizing motor oil as lubricant, only to then on command shit said cards out of ones ass to use as a deck when someone says "Let's Duel".
Hey did a Dirty Austyn when all I wanted to do is play some Yu-Gi-Oh.....
Dirty Austyn by Mostafa Fahkri January 8, 2024

Dirty Austyn 

The act of keistering yugioh cards in ones anus using motor oil as lubricant. Then on command shitting them out and yelling "Let's Duel".
Man, I went to a tournament today and had to play against a Dirty Austyn.
Dirty Austyn by Mostafa Fahkri January 27, 2024

Dirty Austin 

The act of walking in on two people having sex and then trying to insert your penis into the hole that is currently vacant. All while making gargling/growling sounds.
Bro, i totally gave Patrick and Katie a Dirty Austin on Friday.

Katie: Patrick and I were in bed on friday and got totally dirty austined by the english crew.
Dirty Austin by The English Crew April 18, 2011

Dirty Austen 

Sneaking out of quarantine during a global pandemic to have unprotected sex in a national park.
I've been going stir crazy ever since the governor shut everything down, but it was nice sneaking into glacier park for a quick dirty Austen last weekend.
Dirty Austen by PuppyJack7 April 3, 2020

dirty Austinite

wannabe hippies that have not grow up to be normally functioning adults in Austin society; they are characterized by their radical political and social belief systems including saving endangered species such as whales by campaigning on the Drag and Congress Avenue and being animal rights activists by being vegan; they have filthy dreadlocks, smell worse than the urine of a dehydrated alcoholic, don't shave (i.e. women don't shave their legs or underarms), have most of their exposed body covered in tattoos, extremely large piercings and normally live in clans (aka coops)
I was upset that the dirty Austinite did not wash his hands when he prepared my meal at Thundercloud Subs in order to save the environment by not using water.
dirty Austinite by havealovelyday September 24, 2009

Dirty Austin 

the act of dipping your balls into the toilet bowl after using it and having your significant other lick your balls afterwards
I had my girl do the Dirty Austin to me last night.
Dirty Austin by lilOppai March 20, 2021
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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