Dirty Unicorn
Dirty Unicorn by Captain Jack Nasty May 30, 2017
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The act of defecating into the cotton candy cone and spinning a glorious fluffy cloud of sugar hiding the brown scourge from prying eyes. Then you seduce your best friends wife while watching Phil Collins' masterwork, the last unicorn. During fellatio you begin the act by violently cumming a potentially lethal amount of sperm into her eyes, nose, and mouth. Just before she starts to whinny and buck about you slam the cone of death onto her forehead and scream THUNDER CATS HOOOOEEEE!! All of this is set to in the air tonight and the head slams happens during the drum roll.
Dude I totally gave Jamie a dirty unicorn last night, and now she loves Phil Collins! Did I make a mistake?
dirty unicorn by The handler December 9, 2014
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Considered foreplay, one straps a dildo onto their face or forehead, then proceeds to furiously thrash their head in a up/down motion in their partners nether regions.
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The act of a wife killing her husband and cutting his dick off. Then proceeds to sew it on his forehead and ride his dick like a unicorn horn while simultaneously shitting in his mouth.
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