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Dirty Diana 

1. a woman who will do anything to get her hands on all "members of the band" and seduce them. She stalks stars and uses and abuses them. She's a very aggressive starfucker.

2. a #1 hit by Michael Jackson that hit the top during the spring and summer of 1988. It's the fifth #1 hit from his "Bad" album. It details a sort of paranoia edge.
1. When I was leaving the arena after a Van Halen concert there were two young cheap tarts who were in tight black dresses and had 10 gallon drums worth of make-up piled on their faces. A stage hand packing up equipment yelled to the two Dirty Diana wannabes: "They're all married. You can't get up here. Go home!". They turnedaround and left in a huffy way. Aw RATS!

2. Steve Stephens, guitarist for Billy Idol plays a "laser beam" effect solo on "Dirty Diana".

3. Dirty Diana, nah

Come on!

Dirty Diana 

The term for having sexual intercourse with a female road traffic accident victim
Im stood near the road waiting for a Dirty Diana
Dirty Diana by hobomofolio August 12, 2009

Dirty Diana 

Drinkin Leann/Wock
Dirty Diana by Pimpinnosimpin June 23, 2023

Dirty Diana 

1 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

Usually works with Portuguese girls, because they love it in the ass and are quite loose.

1 finger in the cunt, and 4 up the ol' anus
While I was throwing it to that portuguese whore, Diana, she begged me for a dirty Diana.
Dirty Diana by JDube April 20, 2006

Dirty Diana 

When a female takes a shit while she's on her period.
"Those tacos were clutch! You have any tampons? I gotta go drop a Dirty Diana.
Dirty Diana by DDAyaya January 13, 2021

Dirty Diana 

Kelly: Why is Gregory taking so long in the Bojangles bathroom?
Erin: He must be pulling off a dirty diana.
Dirty Diana by Yeetle Needle July 2, 2018