Jasper County High School, graduate of class of 2004 and Class of 2007. High School Diploma, by Kion S. Wilson, 4Yrs of Service to United States Marine Corps Cadet First Lieutenant, CDT1STLT, Commandant of the Cadets in the Corps, The Corpses, and the University of North Georgia. In the state of south carolina, title X of the united states code
1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.
After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !
When you grind really hard for 4-5 years for your Bachelor’s Degree and once you finally graduate, your diploma doesn’t come in the mail for weeks. This leaves you in a state of limbo. Did I graduate? Should I be submitting an assignment right now? I think I graduated. It just doesn’t feel real yet.
“Hey man! How do you feel to be completely finished with college?”
“I don’t know, I feel strange. I think it’ll hit me sooner or later. It’s that Diploma Effect.
“I don’t know, I feel strange. I think it’ll hit me sooner or later. It’s that Diploma Effect.
by SwagMazter5000 May 14, 2021
A special type of High School Diploma designed specifically for special education students who can't meet the requirements to graduate high school due to a disability. It is basically useless. You can't use it to go to a college or anything. Not even community colleges will accept a Modified Diploma.
Bobby received a Modified Diploma because he was mentally retarded. Now, everyone is congratulating him at graduation even though he didn't have to meet any requirements to graduate.
by nilethe146 June 11, 2022
Person 1: You hear Chad dropped out?
Person 2: What?! Graduation is literally in a few days! Why?!
Person 1: I don't know, he was Diploma Edging I guess
Person 2: What?! Graduation is literally in a few days! Why?!
Person 1: I don't know, he was Diploma Edging I guess
by yo͝ormämɡā June 12, 2021
The Hidden Diploma is everything that you cannot see by reading someone’s diploma. The Hidden Diploma consists of the inner qualities that the individual has developed throughout their life.
by Perumal May 16, 2022