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dip test 

When a woman surreptitiously fingers herself to distinguish whether she's started her period or it's simply vaginal discharge.
I got nervous cause I felt a wet tingle, so I had to duck into my cubicle and do a dip test and it was allllll good!
dip test by Ms. Dip Tester April 24, 2007
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dip test 

When you're making out with someone and you discretely put your fingers in the target area and then secretly smell your fingers to see if it's safe to go "down there."
I was making out with this chick and before I went down there, I did a dip test. Man, was I glad I did, because it was NOT safe to go down there. The dip test SAVED me.
dip test by boilingover December 9, 2008
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dip test 

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.
I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.
dip test by Tim June 3, 2004

dip n' sniff test 

The process of putting a finger in a girl's vagina then subtly bringing the finger up to your nose and smelling it. Is done in order to determine if the girl smells good enough to go down on.
Thank god I used the dip n' sniff test on that girl I brought home last night. My finger smelled like I dipped it in the frylator at Red Lobster! Needless to say, my face went no where near that pussy.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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