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dingo dick 

When you lose your virginity and contract an STI in the Australian Outback and have no recollection of the woman and hence blaim a dingo.
I got dingo dick by some aboriginal woman who claimed to be the ghost of Truganini
dingo dick by Blackie_Chaan October 19, 2015
Slang. Biggest kind of penis you can have. Estimated to be 30 feet long and 15 feet wide. White people with jungle fever usually have it and so do black people with wierd names, such as Bovice or Orphieus. Yes, it is bigger than a shlong.
Dude, that chick that I did will never walk again because I unleashed my DINO DICK on her.
Dino Dick by Beastling54 March 7, 2009
A withered, ancient, disgusting dick. Belonging to an old person or some unlucky bastard. Dino is where the ancient and withered part derives from.
The guy I slept with last night had a dino dick, it was disgusting!
dino dick by ToldYaIrvin September 28, 2014

ding dong dick 

Similar to door bell trade but the unscheduled arrival of a previous craigslist respondent showing up at your door unannounced for a repeat performance of the gay sex
Tony was suprised to receive ding dong dick from the butter face guy he did last Tuesday!

Ding-dong dick me down 

Ding dong dick me down can also be abbreviated to DDDMD. This can be used when you are ready to get that dick and nothing is going to stop you. Ding dong bitch gimme that dick.

Ding Dong Dick 

When one has a sexual partner that you are not emotionally attached to but have sex with regularly. The action of ding dong dick is to represent the easiness of which getting sex with them is. Just ringing the doorbell will provide intercourse. The phrase is also a play in ding dong ditch.
I went over to her house to play ding dong dick
Ding Dong Dick by Inside man July 15, 2013