dilly dick 

a turd tappin, hoe baggin, cumm lovin, skin flue playin, retard rocket who his sister was spitroasted by his pimp smoothie, "dilly dick" sat there and watched and whined like a little whiny bitch while his sexii ass siters eyes crossed with orgasmic delight as she chilled on smoothies lap rocket who he, smoothie, desprately needed a stiffy relief bcuz his gurlfriend thinks shes on fuckin abstanence! as he finished with "dilly dicks" sister, he turned to "dilly dick" swung the smooth-clean arc of his palm, slicing through the air to connect with his heated-red spotted cheek!

Aahh!! ha! you mother fucking dilly dick!

dylan sailer!

dilly dick by graffyking May 25, 2010

Dilly dick 

The name for a big, long, floppy penis.

Ryan came out swinging his dilly dick all around the room

Dilly dick by Dilly dick February 27, 2017

Dilly Dick 

Any unusually shaped dick with a large amount of bumps and nubs on it usually due to genetic deformities or other disease.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.

The guys at the gym laugh at my Dilly Dick that's loaded with bumps, but that's fine because I'm banging all their girlfriends regularly and women love my pickle shaped dick.

Dilly Dick by Ridge man May 6, 2018

dilly dick'n 

Messing Around

Grant's DILLY DICK'N around again

dilly dick'n by THE KRAKEN March 8, 2014

Dill dick 

A bumpy penis

I just sucked a dill dick.

Dill dick by Mary wanna July 31, 2017

Kyle's Dill Dick 

A sexual act, where the guy (named or not named Kyle) works a full shift or goes hard in the gym, making his dick extra salty or smelly. He then goes home to his Girlfriend or Wife and tricks her into sucking it, and it tasting like a mis ordered jar of Dill Pickles that you got from Costco.

"Hey Kyle, how did you night go?"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"

Kyle's Dill Dick by KermieWormie March 20, 2024

Dickwad Dilly 

A standard asshole who acts like he cannot function in society due to extreme stupidity

That guy came up here acting like a real dickwad dilly.

Dickwad Dilly by Florence Hellmouth July 19, 2020