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Dildoery 

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.
The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011
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A place which sells and/or produces dildo's of various shapes, colors (especially hot pink and neon green) and sizes.
"I bought you this dildo from the dildory...it's hot pink which is your favorite color. You can return it if you want, but make sure you keep it packaged because the lady that works there was a mega bitch...Deborah."
dildory by NicholasMarcGregChin December 10, 2005
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A factory devoted to the production of dildos.
"Look what I just brought home from the dildery, Susan."
dildery by Bobby Cooper May 11, 2008
The money, goods, or property that one woman brings to another woman in a lesbian marriage. This can include, but is not limited to, personal belongings, pets, dildos, etc.
When Helen and Candace got married, Helen's dildowry included her Ikea living room set and an Ani DiFranco Greatest Hits album.
dildowry by methlabpolitiks July 5, 2012