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dike spike 

Kate Gosselin's hair cut.
"Do you like Kates hair?"
"No, she has a dike spike."
dike spike by bangbang43 August 13, 2009

dike spike 

a dildo for the lonley
ohh sandra pass me the dike spike

Spike Dike 

1. ) Female track athlete that is extremely attractive / promiscuous / hot etc,. and fills out their uniform perfectly.

2. ) Girls that cannot get enough of track running guys and will do anything to get with them.

3. ) Tracks version of "puck sluts"

The term "spike dike" was coined on Facebook by the MDXC team.
Track Guy 1: Dude you see those girls over there?
Track Guy 2: The ones hittin on those guys?
Track Guy 1: yeah man, they are freakin hot
Track Guy 2: total spike dikes
Spike Dike by MDSD February 5, 2010

sike-a-dike

bisexual female; also refered to as a dick dike.
Don't fuck wit Keisha. She's a sike-a-dike.
sike-a-dike by Grandma... February 26, 2007

dykespike 

A spikey hairstyle worn by mid-aged lesbos.
I realized at lillth fair the two most common hairstyles were the femullet and the dykespike.
dykespike by PoodyPaul December 3, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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