1. ) Female track athlete that is extremely attractive / promiscuous / hot etc,. and fills out their uniform perfectly.

2. ) Girls that cannot get enough of track running guys and will do anything to get with them.

3. ) Tracks version of "puck sluts"

The term "spike dike" was coined on Facebook by the MDXC team.

Track Guy 1: Dude you see those girls over there?
Track Guy 2: The ones hittin on those guys?
Track Guy 1: yeah man, they are freakin hot
Track Guy 2: total spike dikes

Spike Dike by MDSD February 5, 2010

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sike-a-dike

bisexual female; also refered to as a dick dike.

Don't fuck wit Keisha. She's a sike-a-dike.

sike-a-dike by Grandma... February 26, 2007

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dykespike

A spikey hairstyle worn by mid-aged lesbos.

I realized at lillth fair the two most common hairstyles were the femullet and the dykespike.

dykespike by PoodyPaul December 3, 2007

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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