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did a Gary

To talk for a long time while making no sense at all, usually with fake confidence and lots of pointless details.

To pretend to understand something, then explain it badly so everyone ends up more confused.
He 'did a Gary'.

A: “Did you understand that meeting?”
B: “Not really, the manager just did a Gary for 30 minutes and I checked out.”

“He tried to explain crypto to his parents and completely did a Gary, no one had any idea what he was saying at the end.”

“We had our planning meeting for the race event, and he did a Gary the whole time, twenty minutes of word salad and we still have no idea what is going on.”
did a Gary by WaffleAuthority December 9, 2025
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