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Dickspit
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Dickspit
Any fluids that proceed out of the male penis(Dick).(E.G..semen, urine, or a discharge such as the claps, or any other such like.
Dickstitch
Noun
1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.
2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.
1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.
2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.
Dickstitch by Cornellathon November 29, 2017
dickshit
dickshit one who is a dickhead and a piece of shit when calling someone a dickhead or a piece of shit want do you blurt out dickshit
Dickshitwhore
Dickshitwhore by btsmpwidm October 20, 2009
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