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Dickspit 

The certain type of spit that forms in a girls mouth when she is giving head to a boy.
Mary : I went down on John the other day and got a terrible case of dickspit.
Dickspit by reg4783 December 3, 2010

Dickspit 

The little dribble of semen that comes out during the smallest of ejaculations.
The porn wasn't the best, only got a little dickspit outta me.
Dickspit by T2C2 December 10, 2014

Dickspit 

Any fluids that proceed out of the male penis(Dick).(E.G..semen, urine, or a discharge such as the claps, or any other such like.
"Hey bro, Ole Becky got the Ole Dickspit this morning before breakfast."

"Damn it Becky, your such a whore. Now I have to go back to the health department and get me some more meds for this Dickspit shit you gave me."
Dickspit by swapmap December 3, 2023

Dickstitch 

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.
Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.
Dickstitch by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

dickshit 

dickshit one who is a dickhead and a piece of shit when calling someone a dickhead or a piece of shit want do you blurt out dickshit
my neighbor is a such a dickshit for letting his dogs crap in my yard and refuses to clean it up
dickshit by bluebear April 26, 2020

Dickshitwhore 

Means a girl who gets boned in the ass without a rubber, then sucks the dudes poopdick.
courtney love is a dickshitwhore
a lot of girls who go to my high school are also dickshitwhores
Dickshitwhore by btsmpwidm October 20, 2009
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