dick taster

A person who tastes many dicks!

Hey Matt stop being suck a dick taster and show up on time.

by Chimo rob June 23, 2021

How's that dick taste?

a usually rhetorical question noting that a person or group has been bitched or one-upped in an almost any aspect of life.

Jared: Dude, I fucked someone's mom last night.

Andrew: Dude, I fucked your mom last night... How's that dick taste?

Jared: Salty

by agizzle504 October 11, 2009

dick tater

A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.

Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!

Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.

Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.

by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009

How does his dick taste?

The question you ask someone when they are dick eating

Dick eater: Yo Im digging the new haircut, and your fit is on point, ohh those Js are fresh
Person 2: yo how does his dick taste?

by Supremeyesweg November 5, 2014

Dick-tater

When a man jizzes in the ass-crack of another man and the jizz runs down around the dingle berrys and it solidifies after many repetitions it becomes like a pearl hence dick taters

Look at that string of dick-taters around her neck!

by East Texas bubba May 10, 2021

DICK-TATER

When you Jack off onto a tater tot and your woman eats it.

We were eating tater tots in the bed, we decided to have sex. , When I climaxed I shot my load onto the last tot, creating my first DICK-TATER ....and yes as soon as I made it was gone........Also known as an ( IDAHO NUT CHUNK )

by Sick Em D November 3, 2022

Dick Tater

The two potato-like, nuts that hang in a sack from beneath the penis.

Mr. Johnson, how long has it been since you launched a love rocket? mhm, i see..and how are your dick taters?

by deluks October 16, 2008