dick flap

A dick flap is when your fat around your genitals is longer then your dick. Even while hard your penis is inside your body.

"That guy is so fat I bet that poor son of a bitch has a dick flap."

"He hated his life... Because of his dick flap."

by ootter88 August 16, 2018

Useless dick flap

Flap of skin removed during a bris

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything

by Dattokar August 31, 2022

Dick’s Hip Flap

A Dicks Hip Flap is when a hip surgery is required due to a portion of torn painful ligament that becomes stuck on the ball portion of the hip socket. This ligament flap appears on MRI like the shape of a head on a circumcised penis. It is this shape that creates the flap to cause the pain.

Her hip requires surgery due to the Dick’s Hip Flap, found on her MRI.

The release of the Alan’s K hormone caused her hips to vibrate and develop a Dick’s Hip Flap.

You walk like you are suffering from a small Dick’s Hip Flap. MRI HIP Alan’s K Scot’s Scrotum wiseguys penis ligament pain hormone scott’s Balls

by Guruji Irv April 21, 2018

dick flapping in the wind

slang term, i.e. Don't leave me hanging out to dry!
To idle blindly. No direction. Uncertainty.

Well call me and let me know what is up! Don't leave me with my dick flapping in the wind!

by MustangGT September 26, 2005

Dick Flapper

Another form of telling a person to shut up

Tom Ferrera keeps running his dick flapper...

by hotness12345 January 22, 2009

dick-flapping

A man having more than one sexual partner while he is married with a family.

Tiger Woods' wife got a huge divorce settlement and she deserved every penny after all of his dick-flapping.

by grill buddy July 7, 2010

Flappy Dick

When you play flappy bird, but instead of using your finger to press it, you use your dick.

I got a high score of 3 while doing a flappy dick.

by Breadstickdick April 3, 2015