Dick Dragon

A thot on sterroids who viciously searches for dick to be inserted in any hole necessary. Her main priority is to get the D while remaining ratchet as shit. Dick Dragons can be found at local bars, dives, EDM concerts, corporate events, charity events, college parties, dorm rooms and any place that is associate with drugs or alcohol.

Yo J-Bone, you tryin to slay some dick dragons tonight?!

Miley Cyrus is definitely a dick dragon just look at how she acts!

by Jame-o December 4, 2014

Ukranian Dick Dragon

The act of waving your hands in the air like your flapping your wings, yelling meaningless words, and banging hard at the same time.

I was giving my girl the Ukranian Dick Dragon last night, the people next door could hear it.

by shallowhalsex April 5, 2011

Big dick dragon

It's what your girl calls me during our conference meetings at work.

I Am The Big Dick Dragon.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

Dragon Dick

When waking up with morning glory and going for a piss. And the piss goes all over the place except in the bowl.

"fuck man, who pissed all over the seat?"
"ah that was me, not my fault tho. dragon dick."

by Travity May 21, 2009

Dragon Dick

When you set your dick on fire and stick it in her ass

mike walked up to Tracey and asked "you wanna try some dragon dick"

by Nummy1132 October 29, 2018

dragon dick

A big fat cock that has the ability to eat people.

Andrew's dragon dick ate that pussy.

by Andrew Fucking Ho$@$% May 3, 2006

dragon dick

1) A penis that breathes fire or throws flames from its hole

2) When a human being has an actual dragon for a cock. Piss is shot out of the dragon's mouth.

3) The cock of a dragon.

Vladimir: Hey Geoff, check out my cock, its doing some weird shit.

Geoff: Holy shit bro, that thing has red flames coming out of it. You've got a dragon dick.

or

"I'm so embarassed to change in the lockerroom after Yoga since i have this gross, scaley dragon dick hanging off the front of me"

by Jesus Prairie Dogg December 29, 2009