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I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney 

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.
Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney Day 

A hangover that lasts all day. The day after a fun night of drinks that is filled with remorse, regret and headache. Headache that is so intense, it feels like having been shot in the face.

A reference to Dick Cheney's hunting accident that resulted in his friend (Harry Whittington) being shot in the face.
"I having a Dick Cheney Day; my head feels like it's going to explode."

"I drank way too much last night, and having a Dick Cheney Day today."
Dick Cheney Day by Laudley January 9, 2009

Dick Cheney Duck Shot 

When a guy pulls his penis out of a woman before nutting, and swings it to the side and nuts on the person next to him.
"Oh No I am gonna nut, *pulls out* Oh, sorry about that Dick Cheney Duck Shot on your face"

Dick Cheney 

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)
When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.
Dick Cheney by Matt July 25, 2003

Dick Cheney 

A fat bastard who stayed alive just to fuck the world through his idiot adopted son, George W. Bush.
I am a dickhead. I am Dick Cheney the undead.
Dick Cheney by Finney July 3, 2003