dick-space

allotted time spent apart from your significant other based on reasons related to smoldering, over-cuddling, sleeping-in, and overall depth or breadth of the situation

Mike sat in the distillery quaffing a bier to get dick-space from his girlfriend.

by jmaffy November 5, 2021

Philosophical Dick

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.

Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?

His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

Dick In A Pickle

Getting yourself stuck in a tight situation

You really got your Dick in a Pickle when you and your wife buying an apartment next to your mistress.

by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020

Garand Dick

When your dick gets caught in the zipper of your jeans or hoodie

Hey dude can you help me I got Garand Dick

by J Thomson November 20, 2021

Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

by LyraNihlun February 18, 2023

Frown Dick

A slang term for “Crown Vict”

The cops are gonna pick you up in a black and white frown dick, bad boy

by Fortnite1500 April 19, 2019

dicked down into the earth

Fully annihilated in any context wherever used.

The Sunblade Arch Mage must be dicked down into the earth or the priests will heal him to full health.

by WoWAddict7 June 29, 2022