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diarrheagret 

The specific type of regret that follows after eating a meal that does not agree with you, and typically you get diarrhea (or constipation, or god forbid a horrid fusion of the two that results in the shotgun shit).

After eating that awful burrito with six different hot sauces you sit on the toilet and have diarregret, and with every splash you hate your past self just a little more.
"Shouldn't have gotten that indian food man...I got diarrheagret"
diarrheagret by Bleedscarlet February 2, 2018

diarrheabedis 

ATTENTION: If you have been using a Cinco Diarrheaphragm, you may be suffering from a rare but serious side effect: Diarrheabedis. And you may be entitled to a very small cash settlement.

Diarrheabedis can result from a massive buildup of diarrhea which begins secreting itself from pores in the skin. Diarrhea simply has no place else to go.

Signs of diarrheabedis are: brown sweat, general bad odor, bad breath, brown mucus or spit, flies living in your skin or body hair.
I contracted diarrheabedis and got a $25 cash settlement when I called Corbin Bernsen.

diarrheaed 

The act of imposing anal seepage in the liquid state on or around a person, place, or thing. The act of extracting liquid through the anus in an explosive manner.
After an all night binge consisting of taco bell and white castle, I uncontrollably diarrheaed all over my room after an acute sneeze.
diarrheaed by Sal Salvati March 26, 2008

diarrhead 

(diarrhea + head) brother of shithead. they are the ones that create shitty things unexpectedly and at the last minute.
d - how many fuckers are going?
e - let s say, around ten shitheads...or fifteen for back up plan.

d - that s a lot of shitheads in one place!! you think (name of bar) is the right size?
e - yep - only in small places u can really smell shit. let's say 10 for now, but u know extra number is reserved to diarrhead ppl. we never know what's going on their mind...they tend to show up at the last min!
diarrhead by the emilio October 20, 2010

diarrheabetes 

The act of having Diarrhea and Diabetes at the same time.
Person 1: "Dude, the doc told me I had diabetes."
Person 2: "Damn dude, what are you going to do now?"
Person 1: "Go home and take a crap, I have diarrhea too."
Person 2: "Aw dude, diarrheabetes! Bad one!"
diarrheabetes by Axhibeck November 27, 2013

Diarrheaness 

To do something while dropping, taking, taking, or detonating diarrhea.
Harry thanked Joel with great diarrheaness
Diarrheaness by TheCameraMan April 16, 2020