diaper fudge

Noun: The nastiest, most gross of feces. This is the worst kind of poo. It is semi-solid, but runny at the same time, and can be various in coloration. Most of the time, it's what you find in a stank baby diaper. When describing a situation, this term can also be used as an alternative to bullshit, dog shit, or horse shit when it is necessary to be politically correct.

1) Lots of cheesy Mexican food mixed with multiple kinds of cheap alcohol will give you extreme diaper fudge if you're not careful.

2) (In front of the boss) Dude! Did our website really just go down for the 5th time today? That's some serious diaper fudge!

by BrianSD March 3, 2008