dfmu

"dfmu" is an abbreviation for the caribbean phrase "don't fuck me up" originated from the island Trinidad and Tobago.

"girl dfmu nahhh🤣" meaning the joke is close to unbelievable

by uhhh smd? August 13, 2022

Dfmu

Dfmu means Doh Fuck me up

Johnny: where my shirt I borrow You?

Me: I eh have your shirt buddy.

Johnny: dfmu nuh man give me my blasted shirt.

Johnny: where my shirt I borrow You?

Me: I eh have your shirt buddy.

Johnny: dfmu nuh man give me my blasted shirt.

by Policeman543 May 14, 2018

dfmug

It doesn't fucking matter you goon

(alternative: it doesn't freakin matter you goon)

Barry: hey i messed up, i'm sorry..

Nicola: it dfmug -.-

Barry: no really i'm sorry

Nicola: ...

by HadleyLovesHugs<3 June 27, 2011