Dfmu

Dfmu means Doh Fuck me up

Johnny: where my shirt I borrow You?

Me: I eh have your shirt buddy.

Johnny: dfmu nuh man give me my blasted shirt.

Johnny: where my shirt I borrow You?

Me: I eh have your shirt buddy.

Johnny: dfmu nuh man give me my blasted shirt.

by Policeman543 March 23, 2018

dfmu

"dfmu" is an abbreviation for the caribbean phrase "don't fuck me up" originated from the island Trinidad and Tobago.

"girl dfmu nahhh🤣" meaning the joke is close to unbelievable

by uhhh smd? August 13, 2022