Devastator

a variant of the shocker in which the index finger is inserted into the vagina and the ring and pinky fingers are inserted into the anus.

"Man, last night my boyfriend gave me the Devastator so bad I can't shit!!"

by Mike November 23, 2004

planetary devastation

When a shinobi is fucking a bitch from behind, upon reaching climax he climbs in through the asshole and his whole body enters the anus. In here as he reaches climax he must stand and stretch while screaming planetary devastation and channel the power of the rinnegan to destroy the host.

I gave that bitch some planetary devastation, safe to say she is no more.

by HG95 November 26, 2020

Devastating Diarrhea

Worst case of diarrhea possible.
If you have it definently miss school, work, etc
comes along with leaky poo

I had devastating diarrhea and now i need a new bathroom

by dimelis_16 April 24, 2007

devastated salmon

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

Defication Devastation

When somebody discovers feces somewhere, and it is awful to even describe. The excrement might vary in smell, look, etc. Never the less, it is awful, and must be avoided at all times.

Johnny had burritos last night, and he just left his horrible defication devastation in the toilet.

LOOK AT THIS DEFICATION DEVASTATION!!!

by BallistaTheDeer August 29, 2015

Devastating blow

When you’re giving a blow job, and as he’s about to finish, you launch an upper cut directly in the nutsack while yelling “devastating blow!” He busted but now he’s out of commission.

Steve: “hey Johan what did you get up to last night?”

Johan: “well I got with this girl off of a dating website”
Steve: “oh yeah? And how’d it go?”
Johan: “not great considering she gave me a devastating blow!”

by Goochripper January 28, 2023

Devastation Laugh

When one person, preferably one who isn't that funny, makes a joke that isn't funny. In the silence following the joke, one person may release a loud sarcastic singular "HA" to show this unfunny person to return to their position of not being funny.

Unfunny friend: Hey guys "insert stupid joke"
everyone else: *silence*
other normal friend: "HA"

everyone else: *laughs at the devastation of unfunny friend*
other friend: dude that devastation laugh was awesome.

by Lupus_Solus October 29, 2015