Derflack 

Derflack is a specimen of garbage. A Derflack will only piss in litterboxes. When interacting with a Derflack it will usually burst out saying: “A Rat!” Does not have emotions and frequently murders innocents. Is unfunny.

That guy is so unfunny! Must be a Derflack.

Derflack by joemommahahafunny July 4, 2019

derfjack 

A sexual act of pleasure; to cut open the chest of another male and make love to the vital organs.

He was afraid to go to the beach all summer, afraid that everyone would see the scar from his horrible derfjack.

derfjack by Derf Monster August 2, 2008