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French Departure

French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.
“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)

And this, my friends, is a French Departure
French Departure by CR 2023 February 26, 2023

Celebratory Departure Bowl 

The last bowl of marijuana (or any drugs to be places into a bowl and smoked) packed just before a person (or group of people) leaves someone's place of residence or other place where said drugs were being smoked. Usually as a last minute thought before the people leave.
Yinz want to smoke a celebratory departure bowl before you go?
A text from a male (usually one who is intoxicated, the ex-boyfriend of the recipient, or who wants to have sex with the recipient) in which the main content is a picture of the male's penis.
Emily: Dammit! Mike sent me another dicture last night!
Steve: He probably got drunk and remembered having sex with you.
dicture by EZBaked October 18, 2010

Dictures 

Cell phone photos of your junk taken to trade with young ladies of loose morals.
"Oh shit, I accidentally sent one of my Dictures to my mom! Where did I put the razor blades and sleeping pills?"
Dictures by DangerDong January 25, 2009

Departure from gate two 

When you're in a rush to catch a flight at gate 37b but you need to make dash for the toilet.
"Honey, I know we may miss our flight, but please hold my luggage, it's the last call for a departure from gate two."
Departure from gate two by Guy Cbk November 9, 2012
A dicture is a picture of a dick sent by phone or in direct message. Shortened from "dick picture" or "dick pic".
Guy: Did you see my text?
Girl: Your dicture? Yeah I loved it.

Girl: I'm relieved that my dicture archive was saved on my iCloud.
Dicture by standarddarth September 12, 2014