French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.
“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)

And this, my friends, is a French Departure
by CR 2023 February 27, 2023
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When you're having fun with friends but don't want to leave or have them leave.
Chris is always annoyed with Sarah because she takes forever to leave or have friends leave due to her departure phobia.
by Tara Juliana September 8, 2021
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Departure is a server made up of mostly no life teenaged girls, but what makes the server recoverable, is the fact that Luca and Mag are in the server. Well known as honja's favourites these two come together and make the ultimate duo and sometimes even bring honja around on their adventures.
Wow bro have you been to Departure (server) I didn't know that luca and mag were such great friends with honja
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The last bowl of marijuana (or any drugs to be places into a bowl and smoked) packed just before a person (or group of people) leaves someone's place of residence or other place where said drugs were being smoked. Usually as a last minute thought before the people leave.
by I want a monkey so bad! November 16, 2010
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1. to have fecal matter in urgent need of ejection
shit man i got one in the departure lounge and ther aint no public toilets in Kreblekistan
by Ricey December 17, 2002
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Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.
"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"
by theGentleman February 24, 2009
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