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white people time delusion 

Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.
Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.

White People Time Delusion 

The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.

Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.

Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.

To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."

...

"Yesterday."
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026