deja poo

Dejavu but shit

deja poo
I've been in this shit before
(Higher on the loo)
And I know its my time to poo
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Sitting on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be mee

by woolf🦊 January 07, 2022

deja poo

The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before.

The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before. ;->

by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005

deja poo

sometimes it just feels like the same old crap all over again

Our new account manager just introduced himself and I had that distinct feeling of deja poo.

by trep420 September 10, 2009

deja poo

When you take a poo then 5 minutes later you have to take another one.

Yo i gotta go take a dump
-5 minutes later-
Oh shit its a deja poo!

by naaattterrrr November 01, 2010

deja poo

When you hold in a shit so long that you start getting flashbacks of the last time when you shat your pants.

Fuck man.
What dumbass?
That damn school bus takes so long to get home. And I had to shit since the start of weightlifting - that shit makes you have to shit more when you do them squats, but anyhow I had to hold in that shit so long I started getting deja poo. It went out nice n easy, and damn it felt good.

by CHODES August 30, 2007

deja poo

A poo that contains remnants of a meal that you recently consumed.

"Whoa, I've seen that corn before! That's a deja poo!"

by Davey J. Smith January 02, 2008

deja poo

When you think you're done with your morning shat, but you have to go back for more.

Jane: Weren't you just in that bathroom??
Dick: I've got a case of DEJA POO!

by TheNamesLisa July 11, 2008