December

Girls! NNN is for boys, now it’s december and it’s No drama december!

girl: talks crap abt another girl

teacher: it’s no drama december
girl: oh yeah i forgot, i’m sorry ___

by 1235679___[ November 4, 2019

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December

December is national handjob month because then no nut november is over and boys should get to enjoy their December

Hey baby its December which is national handjob month so get down there

by Shoelacesuckmyassnoober November 6, 2019

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December

ITS HUG YOUR CRUSH DAY. Since it’s cold give your crush a big warm hug!:D

Person1:why did you hug me?
Person2:It’s hug your crush December!

by Yvette12 December 1, 2019

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A month in which everyone eagerly anticipates the holidays, only to be disappointing when they exchange gifts and realize they hate their gifts and are now out of pocket a few hundred dollars. They then spend the last few days of the month thinking about how they have wasted their year and wallowing in self-pity.

December 1st
Chick 1: I'm sooo excited for the holidays
Chick 2: me tooooo!!! I can't wait!

Opening Presents:
Chick 1: Oh, thanks... this is really nice.
Granny: I knew you would like a kitty cat sweater, But whats an iPad?

December 27th
Chick 1: Wow I've done nothing this year :(
Chick 2: Well, we watched some pretty good cat videos.

by pleasegetalife December 26, 2011

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