de focker 

A grey cat with a hot mom

De focker, get me a beer. What's that, you don't have any toes?

de focker by D Focker May 4, 2005

de fucker

A person who can always find a solution to a large mistake

You have just made a huge mistake and you are wondering who could help you solve it, you need a de fucker

de fucker by KONG January 5, 2006