A super natural goddess who has the ability to comunicate with her dogs telepathically.She is very smart.If she's ever been wrong,it was only once.
She is very Funny....She will tell you to go to the snack bar and get a big cup of Shut the fuck up...Then tell you to go oiss out of your own face.She is very very pretty.She is one continuous curve,and has a sexual appetite that gets stronger by the minutr.She is mines,so fuck off!
Human # 1 "DUDE,I just witnessed Dawn Erin tell her dogs that they are the most special dogs in all the world...."
Human #2 "Ya?What so special about that?"
Human #1 "Well her dogs were at home and she was taking a shit on the floor at the dollar store!"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.