Skip to main content

e-lationship 

noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.
Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship

Frie-lationship 

When you do all the things a couple in a relationship do, minus sex.
Hey Zach, did you smash Payton?

Nah ese, we're just friends. I don't want to ruin our frie-lationship.
Frie-lationship by SELEPACK January 22, 2017

sex-lationship 

a relationship that revolves completely around sex, so much so that the people are not even considered to be "in a relationship" but simply just hooking up. it is different from a one night stand in that it lasts longer than one night and at least one person feels an emotional bond that most likely isn't even there.
Girl #1: Joe and Kate really need to stop their sex-lationship and either start dating or stop fucking.
Girl #2: Seriously.

Track-lationship 

The relationship that inevitably forms during a track and field season between two participants. Can be formed by two runners from the same team or even two from different schools. Usually a very strong relationship only during Track and Field season.

Ending of said track-lationship can cause even the best runners to run horrible times in the next meets, while the opposite also holds true.
Dude, that girl that runs the 400m is soo awesome..Might have to try and start up a track-lationship.

Wow John has won the 100m and 200m conference championship two straight years..You know he's gotta be in a few track-lationships.
Track-lationship by GoJo June 28, 2010

wii-lationship 

Kevin broke off his Wii-lationship with Cindy because she was bringing down his character.
wii-lationship by Will D December 14, 2006

e-lationship 

A one-sided relationship that takes place solely on the internet. The female in it is usually a nice girl that thinks it's just a friendship, and the male is usually a desperate, anti-social nerd that thinks he has a girlfriend that he's never met, and expects her not to associate with any other males on the internet or jealousy and anger will ensue. When the male finally expresses his feelings about this girl he's never met, she informs him that it would be awkward to meet in real life and that she actually already has a real boyfriend, and the nerd is crushed, his hopes of being e-laid are dashed.

It almost always ends with a lengthy session of cyberstalking from the male nerd.
Billy was bragging about having a girlfriend but it turned out he's just in an e-lationship, what a fag.
e-lationship by Bloodloss September 19, 2004