When the final last dab is dabbed and the multiverse explodes from grief. No nuclear bunker, no spaceship, no teleporter, and no alternate dimension can save you from this multiverse ending event. You can only dab and hope everyone else does their part. In the event that this event is activated, there is 1 hour until the explosion. However, if you can some how manage to get everyone in the multiverse, unborn babies, animals, and single celled organisms alike to dab the countdown will stop. But let's not let it no get to that point...

HOLY GUACAMOLY I STOP DABBING FOR ONE SECOND AND THE DABBAGEDDON ACTIVATED!! WHAT WILL WE DO!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! FRICK!!!!

Dabbageddon by TheSwagUnicorn January 24, 2019

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datagasm

So much data, you just can't hold it anymore!

I was reviewing the Master Data File, and boom - datagasm!!!!

datagasm by The Black Napper November 9, 2013

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databagel

A databagel is a packet type specified by RFC-9001-A in conjunction with Cookies.js in order to define the breakfast layer of the Transport Protocol. Databagel is an extension of HTCPCP (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol) as specified in RFC 2324.

It is also noted in DOD 5220.22-M that the only way to permanently delete a databagel is to drag it to your mouth bin.

"This databagel goes best with schmear.class which is only available in coffee script, which is perfectly fine since my HTCPCP-enabled smart coffeepot already supports it."

"I was going to write this in applescript but decided to use databagel instead this morning."

databagel by Hungry Torvalds November 22, 2013

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Dat bag

Cocaine

Im high off dat bag
He gotta be off dat bag
Dat bag had be fck up last night

Dat bag by Topdogfresh December 19, 2020

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