(N.) A small town located in Northeast Georgia where the inhabitants usually have no teeth, resort to using motorized wheelchairs for transportation due to widespread obesity, and lack the average intelligence of most human beings. There is a Walmart where the cream of the crop assembles to make everyone who visits from neighboring towns feel like gorgeous super-models. The ideal pastimes are Nascar, racism, and whoring around; the official color is camouflage.
Bob: Let's go to the Dawsonville Walmart to hang out.
Jill: No Bob! There is an army of toothless redneck fatties in motorized carts blocking the aisles! We better go to the Walmart in Cumming.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.