Darling angel

Darling-angel is a word you would use to describe your perfect partner.

Darling is used as an affectionate form of address to a beloved person. Angel is a guardian spirit or guiding influence, also a gift sent from heaven.

If someone is a darling-angel to you, you are completely in love with them or they are not your darling angel. You can have many girls but there is only one darling angel for every one person, you may not know it at first but she will be your bestfriend, sex buddy and your most beautiful woman in the world.

Scott: Who is she then?
dan: she is my darling angel

or

Oliver: so who would your darling angel be?
russle: She would have brown eyes, olive skin, brown curly hair, skinny, she would have lovely hands. She would be brilliant at art and have a good sence of humor.

Darling angel by max-z musss November 28, 2012

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My sweetheart darling angel manal

My darling angel is the kindest and sweetest soul you'll ever meet. She's the type of friend that will always be there no matter what, even is you haven't spoken in a long time she'll be there like you guys were never apart. She's got her struggles but she always comes back stronger. She was put in my life when I needed her most, I love you so much I don't know where I'd be without you. You've helped me in more ways than I could imagine, I pray the best for you ameen.

"MY SWEETHEART DARLING ANGEL MANAL IS THE BEST THING I COULD ASK FOR!" we all say in unison.

My sweetheart darling angel manal by Aleegum May 18, 2025

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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