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Dingo's Kidneys 

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.
Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!
Dingo's Kidneys by wfly81 July 1, 2014
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dingo's breakfast 

A yawn, a piss and a good look around.
In other words, I had no breakfast.
I had a dingo's breakfast this morning.

a dingo's breakfast 

A dingo is an Australian wild dog which is often persecuted, and leads a tough life. For breakfast a dingo might have to settle for " a scratch - a piss - and a look around"
After a hard night a bloke (man) might say " This morning I just got up, had a dingo's breakfast, and came to work."
a dingo's breakfast by Mikros August 23, 2006

Jill Dando's 

Nando's (Portuguese Piri Piri Chicken Franchise)
Are you hungry. I could murder a Jill Dando's
Jill Dando's by Pugwash2080 April 11, 2009
When Child Saftey or any person who have taken/removed a child or children off the parents...
The Dingo's have stolen my Babies..
Dingo's by Katrina Watts April 12, 2019

Dang’s Law 

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.
Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.
Dang’s Law by Name Guru January 15, 2022

that shit's dingo

A catchphrase born from the brilliant mind of Rowan Bettjeman of Viva La Dirt League to describe something as being great and is a catchphrase that definitely exists.
"Is that keyboard working?"

"Yeah, it's working fine"

"Oh nice, that shit's dingo"