One of the best comedians known in the 21st century. And if your actually stupid enough to think he's not funny...stfu
by girl175897 January 18, 2009
1. I was watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle last night on Comedy Central. I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants.
2. Man, Austin has a Dane Cook ass.
2. Man, Austin has a Dane Cook ass.
by ashtastic July 11, 2008
a "comedian" who is all the rage. he cant make a decent film, but his jokes are stuff regular people can relate with and just sit back and realize how funny everything really is. yeah, he takes jokes from other comedians less famous then him, but he preforms them aTON better and thats what makes him a superstar.
dane cook- There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody fucking likes. If you don't think so, then you're the person!
some dude- yeah i can totally relate to that! too bad therse noone in my group of friends, and its definetly not me..
some dude- yeah i can totally relate to that! too bad therse noone in my group of friends, and its definetly not me..
by billboardkid July 11, 2008
Sam:"Karen is always a bag of douche!!"
Chris: "And Mass starts at what....a quarter of five in the morning? But, you had to get good seats."
Sam: Well, it was nice Dane Cooking with you, but I gotta go.
Chris: "And Mass starts at what....a quarter of five in the morning? But, you had to get good seats."
Sam: Well, it was nice Dane Cooking with you, but I gotta go.
by Katie A W November 28, 2006
Anybody with a boner for Kool-Aid.
Dane Cook: "He would come crashing through your fuckin' wall and be like, 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! OOOOOOOH YEAH!'"
5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?
5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?
by aman13 July 18, 2010
A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.
"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.
"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album
"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album
by Quaff May 9, 2008
From the good ("You've just driven into Fuckville") to the bad (the "superfinger"), Dane Cook is nevertheless an enjoyable act.
by Injectable July 15, 2008