Beta dog dance

An occasion where non-alpha males attempt to act more dominant than they are.

Jack's assessment of the Fraternal Order of Fowls meeting: a beta dog dance for middle management aspirants.

by Duckbutt December 28, 2003

hot dog dance

The art of standing on top of the table in the buff and swinging your wang to and fro

I walked in and everyone was performing a hot dog dance

by Rob Sal October 20, 2013

dancing dogs

The two dogs on that one barbie movie

I did the tiktok dance of those dancing dogs.

by hahahehe1o February 18, 2023

dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 26, 2020