dakota p. 

the most amazing bestfrand anyone could have .. he saves me .. helps me .. encourages me .. gives me someone to go to .. he is simply ahmaze. he makes me laugh more than anyother person .. theres nothing in the world that we could find weird to talk about ..
he's WAYYY fuckin xooler than me ..
thats fuh-sho.
i know more about this boy than almost anyone .. (that i know of) .. and i know for sure .. that this boy knows more about me .. than my family does ..
hes too ahmaze to put into words.
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

theres THE definition of him. its true. it should be in the fuh-real dictionary.
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j: youhr WAY xooler than me.
d: as if!
j: i PROMISE! its in the DICTIONARY!
d: NO!
j: its OBVIOUS YOUHR XOOLER. youhr a dakota p. !

dakota p. by Jessie Trousdale May 3, 2008

Dakota Pipeline 

The act of revealing your phallus when a large group of people tells you not to.

I haven't talked to Jim since he did the Dakota Pipeline at my cousin's Bar Mitzvah.

Dakota Pipeline by Fratpack January 10, 2017

North Dakota Pickax

While in the process of having a threesome (has to be 2 girls, one guy), the guy puts on a strap-on backwards, so it faces outwards from the buttocks. He then does it doggie style with the girl in front, while the other girl rides the strap-on from the back, essentially creating a swinging pickax motion.

Brady: Dude, Nathan, I found two girls that are DTF, we're going North Dakota Pickaxing tonight!
Nathan: Alright!

Jon: My wife said we should find another girl so we can North Dakota Pickax tonight
Otto: Dude, your wife rocks

North Dakota Pickax by corndogthief December 13, 2014

South Dakota Pancake

When it is really hot out and you're having sex and you cum on your girls stomach and you jump on her and stay on her until it is like a pancake then you eat it.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried a South Dakota Pancake
Guy 2: Yeah it is so good

South Dakota Pancake by swagbro420 July 11, 2014

Dakota Pascarella 

The act of having multiple boyfriends at a time, keeping each one for a short amount of time.

"I thought she was with Tim, but I watched her kiss Joe Friday?"
"She broke up with Tim a Sunday, now she's with Joe and Sam."
"Wow, she's totally being a Dakota Pascarella towards them. I wonder if they know."

Dakota Pascarella by Cacalove May 5, 2014

South Dakota Pony Ride 

When you ride a midget; hard

South Dakota Pony Ride:

You: SDPR?

Me: Wtf?

You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.

South Dakota Pony Ride by wet dreams October 4, 2010

Dakota prisco 

Dakota prisco is the most amazing beautiful woman you will ever meet!!!!! But she has her dark side and has done some very shitty things but knows how screwed up they were and they haunt her every single minute of every day she just wants to be numb from it!!!! She has a truely amazing man in her life but can’t see him as relationship material although she would love to just settle down with him she just can’t forgive herself for things in the past!!!!

That Dakota prisco if she could just take a minute to chill she would realize she’s loved and has a shot at happiness!!!!

Dakota prisco by Jakeey jackass February 24, 2025