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Large fat woman who is dumb

Don’t be a daft cow Diane exercise

Daft cow by Lil vegan January 17, 2018

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Daft cow

Daft cow is a british slang meaning idiot

Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.

Daft cow by Rich bum November 9, 2019

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daft cow • daft • Daft Punk • daft cunts • Daft Cuck • Daft Draft • daft and barmy • Daft Apeth • Daft bastard • daft bat

daft cow

Another term for an Aspen.

Jeez Aspen, why are you being such a daft cow?

daft cow by Ezsetthane November 22, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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