by Big mussel man November 24, 2019
Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.
by LilBigGay February 26, 2019
Having the major shits after a night out at the bar, otherwise known as the "Day After Drinking Shits". Usually used by college girls and guys who nonchalantly want to let their friends know that they're really feeling the hangover the morning after, just not their usually hangover.
Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night?
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.
by Alladee March 21, 2015
by Maysenb15 October 8, 2019
HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
by Duyaesfiuvlbas gisg February 28, 2019
That guy is "such a dad "
by Heyyyyyyoooooooooooo October 6, 2017
The true man in your life that is their for you. Your Dad may also be your Father but your Father may not be your Dad. Your Dad loves you, comforts you, supports you and helps you. Your Dad is someone that you should be able to respect (even if at times you don't show it).
Me: My birth Father is a man I could never respect. He was never there for me even though he could have been. The man my Mom later married was one of the nicest, most trustworthy and loving people I have ever known he is my true Dad.
by True Meaning July 9, 2012