ded

It means dead, only better.

It was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.

Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: Because I am ded.
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DED?! Dammit, now I'm ded.
Hannah: hahaha I made you ded.

Hot Guy: So I heard you have a crush on me?
Sarah: -ded-

Spanish teacher: *asks a long complicated question in Spanish*
Hannah: -ded-

by hai_bai November 01, 2010

Ded

Meme Language For Dead

"He Ded"

by XxXEGGCELLENT_SNIPERXxX October 05, 2016

Ded

When you have reached a level of shookness that you no longer have time for the a in “dead”

That crazy meme has me ded.

by The comedian Emily November 18, 2017

Ded

People usually use this when something is really funny, embarrassing, scary etc

Paul: oh my god that meme has me ded

by Greyclouds August 15, 2017

dedding

a word that can mean literally anything and can be used in whatever context the speaker wishes to use it in.

Debby : Yeah he be dedding all day

by bob taz August 24, 2021

ded

adj. Ded is when you are dead from joy, hilarity, sexiness, or other great feelings as such.

There is a large difference between ded and dead. Do not confuse the two.

The verb form is 'deds' or 'dedded.'

I dedded when that hawt dude walked in the room. On top of it, his pants were tight.

I will deds if you do a cape twirl.

by Gerardoz! February 20, 2009

ded

dead, gone.

"You are D-E-D, ded!"

by Mick July 22, 2003