When someone does a combination of a T-bag and a Brown Nose. When someone drags their balls across someones face, then the face goes across the guch, and onto the ass.
Term also known as DFF. Stands for Dirty Face Fuck. The last word of the acronym can be replace with Fucker, or Fucked. The acronym is not used among your friends. You only use the acronym form while talking around someone you dont want to hear or understand what your talking about, such as a teacher or parent
Usually this is preformed on someone who is sleeping, as an act of humiliating and making them feel extremely violated and dead inside, for they were just used as a piece of toilet paper.
After the person gets their face fucked; they feel dirty, or like a whore with 6 STD's. They will also smell like the Dirty Face Fuckers ass, and like the DFF took a shit on them.
"Hey Nick, you just got dirty face fucked."
"Jared, your a dirty face fucker."
"Hey guys, should I pull a dirty face fuck on him?"
"Awe, you just got D double F'd."
by Big Blue Bear June 6, 2009
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Short for 'die in a fire.'

Usually used in a sentence- I wish that hoe would just d in an f!

The phrase is most often exclaimed in times of showing angst towards people that get on your nerves.
Lisa: That girl just spilled beer ALL over my shirt!
Dee: Ugh, that's the worst, why doesnt she just d in an f?
by g-diggity February 24, 2008
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The basic League of Legends hotkeys.
Q-W-E-R - Basic Abilities
R - Ultimate Ability
D-F - Summoner Spells
B - Recall (return to base)
Player 1: Hey what's your LoL hotkeys?
Player 2 Q-W-E-R D-F B
by ACEstrigon009 November 27, 2012
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You are so bored in class that you've tried every combination of the keyboard into urban dictionary and you have ended up here
Friend 1: i'm so bored
Friend 2: have you typed /%60.1,2m3n4b5v6c7x8z9a0s-d=f%5Cghjpkoli%3Bu'yqtwre ?
Friend 1: no i have not
by Baiken guilty gear October 4, 2023
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fuck dat. used by mostly black ppl
amar: yo we gon get murked
jamez: yo f/d bullshit!!
by Balla K May 30, 2005
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