The fear of getting a Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD). Can happen at anytime but especially right after updating your OS, after working for a long period of time without saving ones work, or for no seemingly logical reason at all.

Person 1: Finally finished my 10,000 slide Power Point presentation. Which reminds me, I should save this.

Person 2: You haven't saved yet!? I have severe Cyancyberthanatophobia so I would be terrified of losing it all to a BSOD.

Person 1: Cyancyberthanatophobia? BSOD? I've never heard of it, probably because I use a Mac

Person 2: Oh well in that case, a BSOD is kinda like this. *Yeets Person 1's Mac into oncoming traffic*

Cyancyberthanatophobia by LanaBombTF February 5, 2020

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Crankcatted

The condition of Ed Crankshaft of trying to feed his cat, Pickles. Except Pickles sometimes does not want to be fed. This is also known as 'airplane spoon' due to Ed using the old 'airplane-into-the-hangar' trick on Pickles.

Elmer: Edward, what the heck are you doing?

Ed: I'm trying to feed the cat, but he won't eat. He's just being Crankcatted.

Roger: I've never heard of a cat being fed with a spoon!

Ed: It worked on my daughters, why can't it work for my cat?!

Pickles: (angry) Meow! I'm not having this, Ed, quit doing it!

Crankcatted by Dusty's Baby Powder January 6, 2011

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