Nobody:
Me: I am sooo lucky to have met my boyfriend. He’
s so
smart and so attractive. I mean, just look at him. So cutes.
Nobody:
Me: How did I get so lucky to be dating someone like him?? Very cutes!
Nobody:
Me: Awwwwww *shrieks* he’
s just so cutes!
Nobody:
Me: Aw gosh, he’s so very cutes! If we ever had children, they’d be super cutes!! Just imagine...
Random
guy walking past: Okay! We get it! He’s cutes! Stop being so
weird!
Me: *whispers* Ha. You just called him cutes, too. I knew he was total cutes.